This Week In FUNAAB

We bring you a list of happenings around the citadel of knowledge and fun.

Monday 17th of October----- NAAS week begins and is filled with events from the 17th to the 21st at different venues around the school. Jumia will be live to sell their products as there will also be free shipping on any item purchased. Start surfing Jumia now.

Thursday 20th of october----- FUNAAB Safety Cadet corps annual passing out parade begins on the 20th and ends on the 28th with a lot of activities.

Friday 21st of October ----- Cowbell coffee hits Funaab. Cowbell 'aint our coffee nice'

come hang out with the yoruba artiste this friday at Mahmood Yakub. Red carpet starts 1pm.

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This Week in FUNAAB

Monday – Oct 10

 Google in FUNAAB

The Google team will be on campus for 10 working days starting on Monday 10^th October 2016. The Google team will be educating Funaabites on how to use Google apps for various assignments and to ease stress as a student. Furthermore, there will be free internet facilities in the area of training for 10 days. This is going to be happening at the Student Union Building (SUB) from 12pm – 6pm daily. it is free. For more info, contact LEO – 09053566460

Music by: Dj Finest 

Host: Funbi Comedious.

Tuesday – Oct 11

SUG cup is back!!!!

Continuing officially on Monday, 10^th of October 2016.

Monday 10^th October  Q-Final Fixtures

·         (a)Colplant B vs Colerm B. kick off 1pm – 2pm

·         (b)Colanim B vs Colfhec A. kick off 4pm – 5pm

Tuesday 11^th October Q-Final Fixtures

·         (c)Colamrud A vs Colamrud B. kick off 1pm – 2pm

·         (d)Colplant A vs Colanim A. kick off 2:30pm – 3:30pm

Friday 14^th October S-Final Fixtures

·         Winner (a) vs Winner (b). kick off 2:30pm – 3:30pm

·         Winner (c) vs Winner (d). kick off 4pm – 5pm

Finals ---- Date will be communicated soon

Wednesday – Oct 12

MSSN FUNAAB Entrepreneurship Program

Topic: INTENSIVE SNAIL RERING (Training and E-manual)

Resource person – USTADH SAHEED FADIPE

Venue: PS Masjid, FUNAAB.            Time: 1pm

Host: COLERM Muslim students

Enquiries: (+234)813 060 1807, (+234)708 379 2129

Friday – Oct 14

Imagine cinema

Venue: JAO 3 , FUNAAB      Time: 4pm

Saturday – Oct 15

Liftnation Fitness Programme

Venue: SUB       Time: 7am

Come with your training wears

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Face Of Nigeria Pageantry 2016

It's the Face Of Nigeria Pageantry 2016 

BRAND NEW FROM MR GIN CONCEPTS NIGERIA PLATFORM Comes: 

   

A Beauty pageant for ladies and gentlemen with the theme: 

THE GREEN YOUTH OF PEACE, HARD WORK AND VIRTUE: It's an innovative and educative contest which aims at giving young Nigerian youths a platform to showcase not only their beauty, Culture and creativity, But also to groom them as great ambassador for humanity and advocate for youth.

Become the Nigeria's Nationwide Youths Ambassador and also win amazing prices! 

 To Register:

Pay the sum of 5,000 into any zenith bank Nationwide 

Account Name : MR GIN CONCEPTS NIGERIA

Account number: 101467809

Forward your :

Name,Age,Sex,Location and Teller Number to>>>> 08121757194 then log on to  www.faceofnigeria.com.ng to fill your form online with a photograph of you and summit.

STAR PRIZE 4 WINNERS

WINNER

A Brand new Hyundai Elantra

-250,000

-vacation trip abroad

1- year government endorsed contracts

Become Nationwide youth Ambassador

Represent Nigeria at the most beautiful girl in Africa

-1 year Modeling contract

-1 year free makeover

-1 year free skincare

Second Runner :

Iphone 5s

1- year government endorsed contracts

Become Nationwide youth Ambassador

1-year Modeling contract

1-year free skincare

And #50,000

3rd Runner up

1- year government endorsed contracts

1 year Modeling contract

1-year makeover

1-year free skincare

And #30,000 cash prize

4th Runner up

1- year Modeling contract

1-year free skincare

And 20,000

5th Runner up

1 year Modeling contract

1 year makeover

1 year free skincare

And #10,000.

For participation,sponsorship, partnership. Contact us on 080828 97290 ,08168154229 ,0703929915,visit our website @www.faceofnigeria.com.ng ,Email.Mrmissfaceofnigeria@gmail.com

Facebook page, Facebook.com/faceofnigeriapageant

Twitter@mrmissfaceofNig.

#FaceOfNigeria2016 #FaceOfNigeria2017 

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CHOICE DEFINES LIFE

CHOICE DEFINES LIFE

Life has many definition which is factored by perspectives. An astronaut may define life as an empty space given to man to do whatever he likes. An athlete may say life is a race that must be covered within a specified duration of time. A Biochemist may then define life as a series of reactions that requires human input for continuity.

What is common to all perspective is the fact that there is an assignment for man, either as a race to run, Journey to complete, battle to fight or script of drama to act. This task is then given to every man with a power. This power is called CHOICE. Choice is the voice we give to our definition of life.

Before birth, humans are not given a choice on what sex they would like to be born, neither do they have it in disposition the nationality to be born, nor the parents that would vehicle them into life. Though, man came into existence outside his choice, but every other thing that happens to him in the course of his sojourn is a product of his choice.

The power in a choice is that it has abilities to make you into your opinion about yourself. The beauty of a painting lies in the choices of colours an artist employ. Likewise the beauty of your life, and of your future lies in the choices you use to paint the canvas. Life is a canvas, its beauty is in the combination of colours you choose to beautify it.

An old man pushing a cart of used materials did not just wake to meet himself on the road. He must have spent his golden youthfulness choosing and living a reckless life. The woman with five children born to five different men did not get pregnant out of mistakes. She must have spent the period of her youth sleeping around with guys.

The degree at which choice influences life cannot be overemphasized. Though, many believe in fate, yet, no one can doubt the desire of good things. Who you are today is a function of who you have been, and who you will become is a function of who you choose to be now.

Choice is a paddle that directs the sail of the boat of a man's life on the sea of life. The course of the sea may be regarded as fate; the direction we move whether against the tide or along is a product of CHOICE. You are the result of your choice. Choose your colours well from the palette of your heart. That future you picture can only feature if you choose wisely.

Elemide Benjamin

Bio: Elemide Benjamin is a 300L student of Biochemistry in the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. He is a poet, short story writer, and events moderator. He believes the happenings in our society are enough inspirations for any writer.

Phone contact: 08167027731

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Question Of the Week(WK 2)

Its quite funny the way we students speak English these days.
It's like the recession is affecting English language itself.
So let's have fun with this one.

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THIS WEEK IN FUNAAB (2/9/16)

We bring you a list of events happening this week in Funaab  to help you plan your week.

MONDAY (3/9/16)

• Official Public Holiday in commemoration of the Independence Day Celebration.

TUESDAY (4/9/16)

• Resumption Of all Funaabites for their third semester... Sorry we meant Second semester.

WEDNESDAY (5/9/16)

• Screening Exercise at INHURD FUNAAB, Mawuko. From 5th-11th October 2016, come along with your credentials, a printed copy of your online application form and a sum of N2,000 handling fee.

FRIDAY (7/9/16)

• Film Show at imagine Cinemas 6pm at Jao3.

SATURDAY (8/9/16)

• Liftnation fitness Program at SUB by 7:30am, Price:Free 

SUNDAY (9/9/16)

• NIGMA Awards at bespoke event center, Plot 28, Lekki Epe expressway beside Germaine autos, Toyota bus stop Lagos. Tickets - Regular 5k, VIP 10k, Table for 5 100k

#eDOAF #PROTONS

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My Affidavit Palava

 My Affidavit Palava,

I just tire, All these wahala, untop one jagajaga affidavit, mtcheew, If I tell you what I went through to get my affidavit at Ikorodu today you’ll pity me.

At around 10:20am I left my house around Ijede to get My affidavit even though I wasn’t totally sure of where I was going, but I asked for directions for a while and I was able to get the description. From Ikorodu garage I took bike to Itaelewa(100), dropped at the Candide Johnson Courthouse(Combined high and Magistrate Court) there.

Before I could even totally come down from Okada I was already hearing “broda is it affidavit” all around me, One of them walked up to me and I explained everything to him and showed him the format. We haggled on price till he finally agreed to do it for N800. In a few minutes the affidavit was ready. I took Keke napep back to Ikorodu Garage (N50).

Now this is where the original wahala started, when I got to the park, the front seats were occupied, I just jejely found my way to the back seat where one man was already seated lapping his two children, few seconds later two secondary school students also came inside with the intention of lapping their selves at that same back seat, and Just as I was thinking it couldn’t get any worse, One fat market woman came in with a sack of vegetables and was heading for the back seat, this is when I knew I was in soup, the woman after some seconds of adjusting and re-adjusting finally squeezed herself into the small space remaining on the chair thereby compressing me like a compressed Zip file. I found a way to bring out my phone from my pocket and checked the battery  percentage, 7% ahhh, make this phone no die o, it was my only companion in this hard world at that moment, It was the only thing that could successfully distract me from the compression process I was going through. Somehow I managed to survive the compression without Breaking any bone..  No words could express the joy I felt immediately I got to my bus stop and was able to finally stretch my now jammed bones.

For those of you that do not understand what that kind of scenario I pray you fall into that kind of situation one day, as I would love to read your own story too.

I remain Khaynet

Follow me on Fb, Twitter and IG @khaynet

#unedited #eDOAF, 

#khaynet

You too can share your story with us @protonsonline.

#Protons.

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How to get your affidavit at Ikeja

Getting an Affidavit in Ikeja Lagos.

We posted details earlier for those who intend to get their affidavit at Abeokuta. But for those who stay and intend to get theirs at Lagos, Ikeja high court precisely, here is how.

If you intend to get your affidavit at Ikeja I’d advise you type your affidavit from Home and sign where needed(declarant), attach your passport and then walk into  the court and join the queue, then pay #250 after the stamp collect your receipt then you are free to leave. Please do not be coaxed to do it on the road as it might cost you more. Finally you might want to get there early as they close around 3pm.

Compiled from the experience of #Popu

IG @lolv

We wish you all a happy resumption.
#eDOAF #FUNAAB #PROTONS.

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My Ordeal getting an Affidavit in Abeokuta

Since the school authority has finally concluded that all students must resume with an affidavit, and being law abiding citizen that I am I finally decided and was able to get mine on Monday (26/09/2016) here in Abeokuta.

Here's a little walkthrough for those who intend to get theirs at Abeokuta also should cost you a total of roughly #850-#1200.
From Camp get a cab to Isabo #150-#200, once you alight from the cab walk up to any typist there beside the court. Typing of affidavit ranges from #300-#500 depending on your haggling skills, the stamping itself should take about #200-#400. Note that the earlier the better.
Also I would like to add that it’s not every day the Judges are on duty and they close by 2pm, sometimes you may be asked to come back, and according to my small experience the Judges only accept affidavit typed with typewriter, not a computer Printout.

Little Summary:
Camp to Isabo = #150-#200
Typing of affidavit = #300-#500
Stamping = #200-#400
Isabo to Camp = #150-#200
Total = #850-#1200
Note that this is solely based on my experience.

Compiled from the experience of #Diekolola Farms.
Attached to this is a sample of the affidavit.

We wish you all a happy resumption.

#eDOAF #FUNAAB #PROTONS.

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QUESTION OF THE WEEK. (WK 1)

Looking at the current state of things in our country Nigeria, we'd agree that N5000 is quite a substantial amount of money,  So we would like to have your opinions on this one.

If I gave you N5000 now,  what would you do with it?
Give your answers using the #with5k hashtag and tag us on social media platforms @protonsonline

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